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hello, i am JAYNE, yearghhh
i love STEF!!! cos she helepd me do this blog;)
i love my fringe yearghhh
i love:
STEF
RENE
HILLARY
GRAC
PRISTINA
AMANDA
TERI
JOLENE
JOANNE
MELISSA
JING YI
In conclusion, i love The Brae and i am awesome, Yearghhh

i love FOOD!! Yearghhh

okay so rite, exams are over and everything is like relaxed and everything rite, AND THEN RESULTS DAY COMES(which is like today). yeah, so i think my mum will kinda like kill me.

MY RESULTS:
>ENGLISH - i have no idea cos i didnt check the last page.
>MATH - 92/100
>SCIENCE - 74/100
>HISTORY - 27/50
>LIT - i cant remember. haha
>CHI - 54/100
>GEOG - 24.5 /50. I FAILED BY 1/2 A MARK. HOW DUMB.


YEAH SO MY MUM HAS TO MEET MY TEACHER. YEAH AND I PROBABLY WONT BE ABLE TO GO OUT AFTER THAT.

OMG. so yesterday was mothers day rite, so i had to help out at the cafe lah.
so there were damn alot of people there.
omg, it was damn busy and messy and sticky. so rite there were reservations and all rite and the lunch and dinner crowd. and i couldnt even eat lah. so sad lah.
so lunch was quite okay lah. BUT, SOME PEOPLE just couldnt wait for their damn food to come and had to ask us where their food were, and OBVIOUSLY, IT WAS IN THE KITCHEN. so use your common sense lah.
then rite, dinner timw there were like what? 8 reservations? omg lah, then like 8 reservations like already take up the whole cafe but luckily at different timings. so there was this group of 12 people. their reservation was at 7.45pm. and there were 2 other reservations for 6 people each at 7 lah, so we intended to reserve that space for the 12 people rite, BUT the stupid people who made reservations at 7 came at FRIGGIN 7.30pm. and so how they supposed to finish their food in 15 minutes?!?!?! so idiotic lah, so we had to ask that group to come later at around 8.30pm for their reservation instead lah. so they said okay lah, then they came at 8.30 rite, we told one of the kitchen people that they arrived already cos they pre-ordered so that their food will be ready rite, then rite we served the fruit salad and the soup rite, then after a while we realised that their main course wasnt served yet lah, so we checked with the kitchen people, then they said that they didnt know that that group came already. so it was like WTFH?!?!?! lah. was like damn pissed then somemore got alot of other people to serve also rite, so how? then the 12 people group like also started getting pissed at us, when it WAS NOT OUR FAULT. IT WAS THE KITCHEN PEOPLESES FAULT cos they like didnt communicate. so like then they started to ask us stupid questions like " how come the food is not here yet?" and like " why did you ask us to pre-order? why do people pre-order food?" so it was like damn irriditating lah. cos like they already know that we know the answer and like they HAD to make us say out the stupid answer when they also knew the answer. it was damn sucky lah. then what was worse was that we ran out of vanilla ice cream and apple crumbles. so dumb lah. then we were actually supposed to leave the cafe at 8. but guess what time we actually did? 11.30!!! like we overworked or something for 3 hours. so yeah. working at the cafe on special occasions really suck.

then when we went home rite, we went and talked to our mumcy about it lah. yeah. so then she like kept like "joking" but she was the only one laughing all the time. haha. she so cute loh, laugh at her own non-funny joke. haha. then we gave her her mother's day prezzie. yeah, then she was happy:D
then she told us that on the previous nite(which was the eve of mother's day) that Liting(my 2nd youngest sister) gave her a card. then on the card there was like "forgive me" and "i love you" then on the 2nd last page she was damn cute then she wrote "please give me your comments" then she left the last page blank so that my mumcy could give her her comments. damn cute lah. yeah so it was quite sucky and really relaxing at the end of the day loh. yeah.
oh and anyway, HAPPY BELATED MOTHERS DAY!!!

If you enjoyed your primary school years, you'll do it.
If you have nothing else to do, you'll do it.
If you're here to read the questions/answers and pretend to hate to do it, deep down you'll still do it.

This tag is so fun because the answers can go on and on.Read if you miss your PRIMARY school years.

1. Which school did you go to?
CHIJ-OLGC. LOVED IT THERE.

2. What classes were you in?
1 Charity-4 Charity, 5 Faith- 6 Faith(best year of my life - so far)

3. What was/were your favourite lesson(s)?
Maths and IT. and all the other lessons were boring. haha.

4. If you could remember, what time was your recess?
10.30am - i just copied what CARINA wrote, haha.

5. List down your favourite food/snacks.
Chicken Rice, Tom yum noodle, Wanton noodle, Seaweed chicken.
and LOADS more. haha, dont blame me for having short term memory.

Style

1. Did you have a nickname way back in primary school?
I dont think so. lol. oh i think it was like lulu or something.

2. How did you wear your socks?
I cant remember. but i was a prefect so i think i wore it above my ankles. omg - NERDY LAH.

3. Have you been suspended due to the way you put on your uniform?
No, why would I? haha.

4. Were you given plenty of reminders about your appearance?
Yeah. cos i would have my fringe down on my face, so my teacher would scold me and hold my prefect-ism against me. EVILLLLL!!!!

5. Who did you look up to when you were in primary school?
I didnt. haha. OHOHOH!! MYSELF. no i am just kidding.

Punishment

1. Name one memorable scene where you were punished in front of the whole class.
oh i think like cos i didnt do my chinese homework. haha, i think so. well, along with a few other people.

2. How many times did you skip class? What were you doing?
I didnt really, haha, i know i was damn GUAI. i didnt really go for like after school classes so yeah, didnt.

3. Give one scene where you escaped from being caught/punished.
I cant really remember. i think it was that time we were laughing outside MMM's class, then we saw that she was looking out then she was walking out. then we quickly ran into the toilet to hide. haha, it was damn funny.

4. Did you vandalize any school property?
I dont think i did, i was a prefect remember, i didnt really do bad things, haha.

5. Did you ever make any teacher cry?
No, never. lucky for that, LOVED ALL MY TEACHERS.

6. Who was your favourite teacher?
Miss Koh, Mrs Ho, Ms Albuquerque, Mrs Tseng.
more...

7. Describe your DM.
I dont know whether we had. I think it was Mrs Anne Tay. I THINK ONLY.

8. Who was the funniest/weirdest/loudest teacher?
Mr Tan! his weird acsent was damn WEIRD. he said he was from england or brazil or something. but he sounds like he is from Hong Kong. DAMN FUNNY HIS ACSENT.

Social Circle

1. Were you popular back then?
I dont know. i really dont know. haha.

2. Were you in a big group of boys/girls or small ones?
Big i guess(towards the end of the year of P6). but before that i had alot of different cliques, cos like whoever i sat with would like become my best friend. YEAH. I M NICE.

3. Who were/are your best friends?
NAT CARINA CLAIRE GEN FRANCESCA VALERIE YAKSHINI SALITA.
sacss: HILLARY

4. Did you and your friends have nicknames?
HAHA, yeah i guess so. good times. haha.

5. What were your favourite memories of you and your friends?
After PSLE where we would hang out
at the back of the classroom gossiping and playing cards. IT WAS DAMN FUN.

Crushes/Lovers

1. Who was your first crush?
I was young. haha, i cant believe i cant remember. omg.

2. Are you on good terms with your last crush?
I have no idea. haha.

3. Did you ever had a relationship with anyone in your primary school?
Of course, friendship. (YEAH WHAT CARINA SAID.)

4. Have you ever made out in school?
EEWWWW. THAT WOULD BA DAMN GROSS LAH. SICK. I AM NO LESBO.

Closing Ceremony

1. How did primary school change you?
Well, i dont know, i just love the change in me :D

2. Sing one verse of your school song.
Heres a rousing cheer for our convent dear in burghley drive so fair.
May we be faithful to every rule to each tradition true.
Through joy and woe, we forward go
United great and small,
In virtue simple and duty strong, it's a motto for us all.


I CANT FORGET THESE PEOPLE. LOVE THEM FOREVER. MISS EM SO MUCH.
awww. so sad.

today was damn funny lah. first all of 1.8 had to go back to school to collect and go through our english graded assignments which we handed up LAST MONTH. yeah, so it was boring and i failed the summary one - i got 12/25, how stupid rite. and i got 18/30 for the other 2 essays. haha, at least i passed two okay. then rite, after that hillary had nothing to do and then she didnt wanna go home and study cos if you study yourself, you will get bored sooner or later then like start doing other super random stuff. so i asked her whether she wanted to come to my tuition, so i asked her to come for her "trial class". so we were like very excited cos like if you go for tuition you arent actually studying yourself, but you are like getting someone to explain it to you instead of reading all the long complicated words. so then we arrived there.

i say " My friend wants to go for the trial class."
the woman says " okay, i need you to fill in this form"
i whisper to her " oh shit. documents?"
then she says " and each trial class is $30"
then i say " oh shit. i thought it was free. CRAP. WHAT NOW?!?!?!?!"
then hillary says " you bong! its not free lah. SHIT. can we go outside and tok?"
AT THE OUTSIDE OF THE TUITION CENTRE
WE LAUGH SILENTLY...... for a long long long time
hillary says " eh shit lah, its not free."
i say " i thought it was free. what now?!?!?"
hillary says" eh i dont know leh. what do i do now? i think i should just go home. cos i am broke."
i say " kay."
IN THE CENTRE
i say " okay, bye hillary."
hillary says " okay bye"

then after tuition i checked my phone cos hillary definitely replied my message. and i see " 3 messages Jin Tao Teh"
so i open them and the first one is " You stupid comi! Haha! Oh gosh. That was embarrassing! All your stupid fault.Haha!" the second one " Haha! But its still so funny!" and the third one " Hahaha! So stupid and embarrassing!"
then i read the messages and i started laughing and everyone started staring at me. shit lah, now they probably all think i am a retard. DAMN YOU HI-LARRY!.

yeah, then i was damn scared she was gonna ask me questions so i went into the classroom fast. like really fast. haha. was damn funny lah. then after my science i have math tuition so i come in right on time so i dont have to face the woman and have the probability of her asking me questions. so the moral of the story is : dont ask people to your tuition centre. WAIT FOR THEM TO ASK INSTEAD so that it wont be your fault when that happens.

HAHAHA, it was damn funny!

wth lah. never allow me to do anything. damn irritating leh.
the more you scold me, the more i wont listen lah. just go away lah. i never study is my problem rite. not yours, so just stop. you always think you know best but do you? do you really? if you do, you should just let me handle my own stuff, i never asked for your advice.
so leave me alone. stop comparing me to other people and let me do what i want. i know what i am doing and i probably know what to do. stop telling me whats gonna happen cos i already know. hello? i am not dumb. and you also said studying wasnt everything rite. and now you are telling me i am gonna lag behind. so stop it. just stop it.

msreth* is damn what lah. everytime scold us one loh. its not our fault she sucks rite. like WTH?!?!? lah. oh - and she looks like a blind idiot.
"girls, i have been sick from sunday, so i havent marked your graded assignments(which we handed up to her LAST FRIGGIN MONTH.) yet. and i didnt come to school on monday because i had to take care of my son(as if she doesnt have a husband) because he was also sick. and i have been trying to not take any medication. but my head is still throbbing, that is why i am late for class today." LIKE WTH?!?!? SHE IS DAMN IDIOTIC LAH.
its not like she couldnt like take a day off to like see a doctor and get well before coming to school rite. SHE HAS NO COMMON SENSE AT ALL. oh. and she wants to change our seats, but AFTER THE EXAMS, which make no sense because until after the exams no one will be listening in class. I WONDER HOW SHE FOUND A HUSBAND.
like everyone in class so hates her. because like just for a small little thing like your baby hair coming down on your face, she will scold you and threaten you to go to RTC. she is a FRIGGIN PSYCHOBOT. omg, i really hate her.
and the other time we made a pertition saying that we had too many tests in a week(7 tests) when they said we could only have 4 tests in a week, she came to class and scolded us lah, and she said "you made me look like a fool in front of all the teachers" like we care. omg, wth is wrong with her lah. and nobody told us to see our form teacher before we could do anything, but if they think that cos we are in the top class that we know all these stuff, well, they are wrong lah. and even if we did think of that, who would go to msreth* for help? she is a loser lah, a loser with no life.

SO JUST GET LOST YOU BADONG!